Posts tagged hookers or cake
Posts tagged hookers or cake
The bright recognition of ones own mortality, can poop on the ol giggle parade.
Last night I was visited by 3 Elvis’s
The young, crazy vibrant Elvis
The fat, drugged old Elvis
and the massive dead Elvis
They told me to change my ways baby
that I was losing hydrogen and helium at my core
while expanding in mass.
then they asked me if I was going to eat that
they were pointing at a bare wall
I said no and stepped aside.
They tore the drywall from the studs and young Elvis thrust his manhood upon it making love to it in several different ways and yet somehow all at once.
Fat Elvis crushed up the parts young Elvis was done with. He snorted up the dust but the larger parts he cooked into a cosmic frittata using a red hot skillet.
Dead Elvis just held the whole scene in its infinite mouth - his massive mutton chops would close in upon it obliterating all light and sound. Then the giant horns would sound and the mutton chops lift and the whole cycle would begin again. This repeated itself all through the commercial break during the age of Kali Yuga and then we went for ice cream.
Lewd Pony Press Sept. Contest
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Drunken Knife-Wielding Masked Warriors Love Hookers or Cake!
Why should non-Drunken Knife-Wielding Masked Warriors check out the book? A quote from the above warrior’s favorite story, “In Search of Chocolate Thunder”, says it best: “(T)here is a lot of pain and confusion in this old world but not nearly enough cake.”
Oh hellz yeah!
Famed author Josh Luft (WhataFoolBelieves) gets in the spirit.
Oh Snap! Hookers and Cake is on Amazon.com
We need to tweak the listing and gussie it up a bit but “Thar she blows!”
The proofs have been proofed and now the big machines whirl and spin.
These early copies will all come signed and with a original 4x6 ink drawing.
Check out our Pay Pal link to purchase. Only $12 in US - $15 in Canada eh - $18 for the rest of the world - all shipping and handling included.
Hookers or Cake book cover
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