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hookersorcake: I built a machine for my dead grandmother. It was a room sized mood organ. She could sit in a comfortable chair in front of a large TV screen surrounded by speakers. There were dozens of brightly colored buttons on a control panel with corresponding words on them remorse joy apathy rage empathy absurdity peace  Push a button and the subject would see images, video, sound, music, I also incorporated smell, temperature and of course brain wave technology. Grandma just kept mashing a faded gray button labeled REGRET.  One day she had enough and smashed the whole machine into bits. Now I spend most of my time bailing her out of jail. It seems that grandma loves nothing more than to drink a couple of sloe gin fizzes and flash young Latino boys on the city bus.

hookersorcake:

I built a machine for my dead grandmother. It was a room sized mood organ. She could sit in a comfortable chair in front of a large TV screen surrounded by speakers. There were dozens of brightly colored buttons on a control panel with corresponding words on them

  • remorse
  • joy
  • apathy
  • rage
  • empathy
  • absurdity
  • peace

 Push a button and the subject would see images, video, sound, music, I also incorporated smell, temperature and of course brain wave technology. Grandma just kept mashing a faded gray button labeled REGRET.  One day she had enough and smashed the whole machine into bits. Now I spend most of my time bailing her out of jail. It seems that grandma loves nothing more than to drink a couple of sloe gin fizzes and flash young Latino boys on the city bus.

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