Lewd Pony Press

Specializing in offbeat humor, shitty poetry, and sacred literature

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hookersorcake:

I wrote a review for my own book on Amazon. I know some of you may find this unethical but I don’t care. I’m riding this money train all the way to the top and no one can stop me. (cue evil laughter - long tracking shot of me running across a Long John Silvers parking lot and getting into a 1987 maroon Dodge minivan as the credits roll)

Please if you have a moment could you go to Amazon and leave terrible one star review? Thank You!

hookersorcake:

I wrote a review for my own book on Amazon. I know some of you may find this unethical but I don’t care. I’m riding this money train all the way to the top and no one can stop me. (cue evil laughter - long tracking shot of me running across a Long John Silvers parking lot and getting into a 1987 maroon Dodge minivan as the credits roll)

Please if you have a moment could you go to Amazon and leave terrible one star review? Thank You!

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    Please if you have a moment could you go to Amazon and leave terrible one star review? Thank You!
  3. lowbroweye said: This review was helpful to me.
  4. houseoforange said: Awww!
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