Lewd Pony Press

Specializing in offbeat humor, shitty poetry, and sacred literature

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Hey wonderful humans! My new book goes on sale on Amazon in a few minutes.

Hookers or Cake II

Amazon says that it won’t ship for 2 - 4 weeks but this is a lie. It actually drop ships within 24hrs from one of 12 locations across the country and is even available in the UK and Australia! Of course you can always get free shipping if your order is $25 and it totally qualifies for their 4 books for the price of 3 thingy.

I worked all year on this little bitch! Its filled with 30+ illustrations for the kids! 116 pages and looks, feels, and smells just like a real book. Ands its only $8.95 and £5 in the UK.

If you received an advance copy you can always give it a scandalous review.

Ok, enough whoring… Happy New Year!

Hey wonderful humans! My new book goes on sale on Amazon in a few minutes.

Hookers or Cake II

Amazon says that it won’t ship for 2 - 4 weeks but this is a lie. It actually drop ships within 24hrs from one of 12 locations across the country and is even available in the UK and Australia! Of course you can always get free shipping if your order is $25 and it totally qualifies for their 4 books for the price of 3 thingy.

I worked all year on this little bitch! Its filled with 30+ illustrations for the kids! 116 pages and looks, feels, and smells just like a real book. Ands its only $8.95 and £5 in the UK.

If you received an advance copy you can always give it a scandalous review.

Ok, enough whoring… Happy New Year!

Filed under hookers or+cake whoring the new cover is sweet

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